Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Happy Webbies is a site that has a bunch of hilarious graphics like this one and you can save them to use them as desktops. I on the other hand will be saving them and sending them to fellow nerd friends to make sure some laughter fills the air today. =o)
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Monday, May 7, 2007
Again. I'm speechless. I just, I don't know what to say about this.A hyrbid eating utensil? Are you kidding me?
I mean, you would get so messy eating with this thing. You'd be spinning it around and splattering people. Not to mention how to you cut through a piece of steak (not that I eat steak) without being able to hold it down with your fork and cut with your knife? Hmm?
I know I can't be the only person who cuts that way.
I will admit it looks kind of cool. Very ninja like. Hehe.
Labels: funny, Gadgets, kitchen
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Oh yes it does exist!For less than $9 you can have your very own dashboard ninjas.
They let out the aggression for you while you drive.
Who needs a bobble head or a hula girl when you can have fighting ninjas practicing their skills during your ride home? I'm telling you, it's a freaking sensation!
Labels: funny
Monday, April 23, 2007
Just when you think you've seen it all..you read about Clocky.
The summary is:
"Clocky is the alarm clock that runs away to get you out of bed. Clocky gives you one chance to get up. But if you snooze, Clocky will jump off of your nightstand and wheel around your room looking for a place to hide. Clocky is kind of like a misbehaving pet, only he will get up at the right time."I'm really not sure I should ever own one of these things. I hit the snooze button quite often and if my clock jumped off, blaring its alarm from some hidden corner...well that would not be a good morning. In fact, I think it would successfully impair me for the remainder of the day.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Coming to you through me, but from Bitt Box because that site RAWKS!
25 Reasons You Might Be A Hardcore Graphic/Web Designer
(In no particular order)
1. You've almost rear-ended the car in front of you because you were analyzing a font on a billboard.
2. You get pissed when a free Photoshop brush you download is less than 1000px in size.
3. You'd rather study the paisley pattern on your boyfriend/girlfriend's shirt than listen to what he/she has to say.
4. You can use keyboard shortcuts at light speed, blindfolded, but you can't type a paragraph of text without staring at the keyboard.
5. You've had "Software Nightmares," when you've been working way too much.
6. You consider meals interruptions.
7. You've learned your lesson and stopped using the word "final" in any file name when saving.
8. You clean your keyboard more often than you wash your car.
9. You've intentionally given up trying to explain your projects to non-designers.
10. You see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
11. You'd rather organize your desktop than your sock drawer.
12. When you heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia, you had a Design Orgasm.
13. When you look at Album art all you see are grunge Photoshop Brushes. (Then you see the album art a couple minutes later)
14. You've Photoshopped out a watermark for a comp or mock-up.
15. You've actually $paid for a font.
16. You've totally slaughtered a great design concept because the client thinks he/she knows best. (everyone thinks they are a designer)
17. The amount of words you've written with a sharpie labeling burned discs total more than the amount of words you've read in novels.
18. You've had to explain to a client that a layered file wasn't part of the deal.
19. You've kept a ragged concert ticket just so you could scan it.
20. You've nicknamed the OSX spinning wheel. (and not affectionately)
21. You bookmark a resource more often than you have a fun night out on the town.
22. You've intentionally overbid a project because you can sniff out a bad client from a mile away.
23. You can't go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
24. You have an amazingly huge font collection, and an amazingly short temper.
25. If you had a penny for every mouse click, you would have been a trillionaire 3 years ago.
25 Reasons You Might Be A Hardcore Graphic/Web Designer
(In no particular order)
1. You've almost rear-ended the car in front of you because you were analyzing a font on a billboard.
2. You get pissed when a free Photoshop brush you download is less than 1000px in size.
3. You'd rather study the paisley pattern on your boyfriend/girlfriend's shirt than listen to what he/she has to say.
4. You can use keyboard shortcuts at light speed, blindfolded, but you can't type a paragraph of text without staring at the keyboard.
5. You've had "Software Nightmares," when you've been working way too much.
6. You consider meals interruptions.
7. You've learned your lesson and stopped using the word "final" in any file name when saving.
8. You clean your keyboard more often than you wash your car.
9. You've intentionally given up trying to explain your projects to non-designers.
10. You see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
11. You'd rather organize your desktop than your sock drawer.
12. When you heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia, you had a Design Orgasm.
13. When you look at Album art all you see are grunge Photoshop Brushes. (Then you see the album art a couple minutes later)
14. You've Photoshopped out a watermark for a comp or mock-up.
15. You've actually $paid for a font.
16. You've totally slaughtered a great design concept because the client thinks he/she knows best. (everyone thinks they are a designer)
17. The amount of words you've written with a sharpie labeling burned discs total more than the amount of words you've read in novels.
18. You've had to explain to a client that a layered file wasn't part of the deal.
19. You've kept a ragged concert ticket just so you could scan it.
20. You've nicknamed the OSX spinning wheel. (and not affectionately)
21. You bookmark a resource more often than you have a fun night out on the town.
22. You've intentionally overbid a project because you can sniff out a bad client from a mile away.
23. You can't go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
24. You have an amazingly huge font collection, and an amazingly short temper.
25. If you had a penny for every mouse click, you would have been a trillionaire 3 years ago.
Labels: funny
Monday, April 16, 2007
This was found written on the back of a business card. I wish the picture said which company's card it was from...so funny.
Labels: funny
Friday, April 13, 2007
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