Saturday night fun

Because at 9:30 p.m. on a Saturday night Braeden is watching Scooby Doo in his room and Brian and I are laying in bed with our laptops comparing facts about Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel.

I decided to let you share in our laughs.

I am in love with Vin, not because I think he is a fantastic actor but because I adore his voice. All he'd have to do is call me on the phone. =o) I must warn you, there are explicit facts to follow.

Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

If you freeze frame #3,000,547 of The Empire Strikes Back, you can actually see Vin Diesel cut off Luke Skywalker's hand with a Ginsu Knife.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel.

If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

And Brian has always been very interested in the facts about Chuck Norris. So much so that Santa left a book (that has now been pulled off shelves because good ol' Chuck decided to sue the writer) of Chuck Norris facts for him to peruse.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

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