My morning

This morning was so frustratingly annoying I thought I was going to have a heart attack, my blood pressure was through the roof!

I'm going to share with you part of an e-mail I sent my husband to explain to him about the morning.

I forgot a birthday card I needed to mail today to get to my cousin Larry by tomorrow.

Then I forgot the bag my friend Kristin bought from me which I told her I would ship to her this morning because she lives in Florida.

And the dryer exploded it was so full. I have done it many times before. There was just WAY too much in the load. So everything is VERY wrinkled. It was all tied together and what not, I ended up just leaving it on the floor, I couldn't deal with it. I think it’s because I forgot that I had washed the blanket. Blankets are like Shrinky Dinks in the wash.

Then I made hot chocolate and put it in Brae's special moo glass which that backfired because the stirring part didn't work. And you can't stir it in there normally. (To preface for those of you who do not know about the moo cup, it is fantastic, when it works. It stirs the contents for you). And then when I poured it out into a regular mug all the chocolate clumps stayed behind in the bottom of the moo cup and then we didn't have any clean spoons left and the sink was full of dirty dishes.

Then I had to turn around after we left because I forgot to pull the garbage can down to the curb.

Then I saw I only had 8 miles left in my gas tank!

But when I stopped at the mail box to check our mail, because I don't think we got it yesterday, some of the new larger clothes to fit my huge arse and belly were shoved in there in a package.

So when I got to my Mom's to drop off Brae for day care I was able to change into something more comfortable. But I RIPPED the elastic waist band on the jeans when I was pulling them up. I can totally fix it but it was annoying.

*sigh*

Let's just say I had a bad morning.

But then I got in the car to go get gas and then get to work.

And I turned the radio on.

Which had a Keith Urban CD in it.

And the part about him singing about a HOLE in his JEANS was the first lyric to leave the speakers.

And then I looked up at the sky briefly through the windshield and started laughing.

Man does God have a wicked sense of humor.

And so that is my story.

Labels: bad morning, humor