Smack your leg funny

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!

*~*~*~*~*

What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
Paddy O'furniture

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Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over.

"What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked.

"Well didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back?" said Seamus.

"Ah, praise the Almighty!" Paddy replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

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"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."
"Oh, really?"
"No, O'Reilly!"

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