This week's unconcious muttering list can be found here. Be sure to play along!!!

Copy and write your responses first and then scroll down for mine.

Don't feel like retyping the words? Just copy and paste the following into your blog:

1. Purchase ::


2. Squeaky clean ::


3. Blended ::


4. Wednesday ::


5. Function ::


6. Look down ::


7. July? ::


8. Raspberry ::


9. Assertive ::


10. Cracker ::

I say and you think...

1. Purchase :: Louisiana


2. Squeaky clean :: Jelly Bean


3. Blended :: Strawberries and rum


4. Wednesday :: Addam's Family


5. Function :: Mal


6. Look down :: How'd I get up here!?


7. July? :: Yeah, so what?


8. Raspberry :: Beret


9. Assertive :: Driver


10. Cracker :: Unkle

Labels: chicken, comic, unconscious mutterings

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!

*~*~*~*~*

What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
Paddy O'furniture

*!*!*!*!*

Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over.

"What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked.

"Well didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back?" said Seamus.

"Ah, praise the Almighty!" Paddy replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"

*@*@*@*@*

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."
"Oh, really?"
"No, O'Reilly!"

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This comic is dedicated to Tink and Hoop from Pickled Beef. I present them with this Savage Chicken zombie comic in honor of the linked post. And also because this blog is always fun and refreshing!

Labels: chicken, comic, zombie

This is just cracking me up!

Labels: chicken, christmas, comic