Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Clooney is single again, Indiana Jones is getting hitched

George Clooney and Sarah Larson have been involved in a fairy-tale romance which at first surprised everyone, but then it seemed to become a comfortable fact! In Touch Weekly is reporting that the couple has split up over differences in their respective backgrounds. "The truth is they had little in common and [George] just doesn't want to be tied down," one of Sarah's friends tells the mag. Hmm. Sounds like someone is trying to save face to me.

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Kim Kardashian's backside has become a butt you talkin' bout philosophy chapter. Does she have butt implants? Well let's see. She is 5'3" and has huge boobs and a huge arse whilst also having a tiny barbie doll waist. What do you think? Frankly, I'm 5'3" and if you gave me butt implants I would fall backwards and never be able to get up. My arse is huge enough all on its own.

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Indiana Jones star Harrison Ford will marry long-term girlfriend Calista Flockhart in a low-key summer ceremony, according to reports. It is about freaking time! The couple have been dating exclusively for over six years now.

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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation star Gary Dourdan will avoid jail after pleading guilty to cocaine and ecstasy possession on Wednesday. More proof if you have money you can get away with anything.

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And here is a book to read to your summer reading list, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Drew Barrymore are among a long list of celebrities living fictional lives in a new mystery novel by director Steven Soderbergh's wife Jules Asner.

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