Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Clooney is single again, Indiana Jones is getting hitched

George Clooney and Sarah Larson have been involved in a fairy-tale romance which at first surprised everyone, but then it seemed to become a comfortable fact! In Touch Weekly is reporting that the couple has split up over differences in their respective backgrounds. "The truth is they had little in common and [George] just doesn't want to be tied down," one of Sarah's friends tells the mag. Hmm. Sounds like someone is trying to save face to me.

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Kim Kardashian's backside has become a butt you talkin' bout philosophy chapter. Does she have butt implants? Well let's see. She is 5'3" and has huge boobs and a huge arse whilst also having a tiny barbie doll waist. What do you think? Frankly, I'm 5'3" and if you gave me butt implants I would fall backwards and never be able to get up. My arse is huge enough all on its own.

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Indiana Jones star Harrison Ford will marry long-term girlfriend Calista Flockhart in a low-key summer ceremony, according to reports. It is about freaking time! The couple have been dating exclusively for over six years now.

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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation star Gary Dourdan will avoid jail after pleading guilty to cocaine and ecstasy possession on Wednesday. More proof if you have money you can get away with anything.

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And here is a book to read to your summer reading list, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Drew Barrymore are among a long list of celebrities living fictional lives in a new mystery novel by director Steven Soderbergh's wife Jules Asner.

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    Friday, March 14, 2008
    Paris helping herself, hot men helping others

    Once again in the news Paris Hilton makes me ill. Why would they even go through with airing a realtiy television show in which 20 people compete to become her new best friend? Ugh.

    Not On Our Watch, co-founded by George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon, has given $500,000 to the United Nations World Food Program. Betcha didn't even know the Ocean's 11, 12, 13 crew had founded "Not On Our Watch."

    Like we needed another reason to love Ryan Phillippe...he took his son Deacon out with him while going for a run. He did a couple rounds on the track and let Deacon play with his iPod while watching from the side. Pop Sugar has the photos.

    The CW is planning a new show, or rather a spin-off of an old show, specifically 90210. I won't lie, I watched 90210 religiously growing up. In fact, I never missed a show and I was always caught up in the plethora of love triangles. My favorite guy was Brian Austin Green's character even though he is now a schmuck. Anywho, I won't be watching a spin-off of it and I think the station should save their time and money.

    Oh and as much as this seems like an online tabloid sometimes...you won't be reading about the Spitzer/hooker fiasco on here so don't look for it. His wife and daughters are in turmoil now and people need to shut up so they can deal. I hate seeing all these articles about the tramps he paid for sex. Hate it! I don't give a darn about their body or myspace page. And I don't give a darn about assholes like him.

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    Friday, October 5, 2007
    If you get married you owe me $100K

    George Clooney will have to hand Michelle Pfeiffer $100,000 if he ever remarries, after the pair raised the stakes.

    Somehow I don't think anyone should be concerned about this...I mean $100,000 is nothing to George Clooney. And I think if any woman could actually snag the big aisle walk down commitment, he'll be spending far more than that on the wedding anyway. What's another $100K to Michelle Pfeiffer?

    Clooney said Nicole Kidman has also made a bet with him that he would end up remarrying and having kids someday.

    Anyway, I am sure both ladies would probably give him a pretty great wedding present anyway.

    At 46, he still has plenty of time to settle down. George Clooney just keeps looking better and better if you ask me. I remember his days as having guest star appearances on "Roseanne" as her sister's boyfriend "Booker."

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