Thursday, July 2, 2009

Sexy, but not so suave...
Transformers director Michael Bay recently said this about Megan Fox: "She says some very ridiculous things because she's 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do."
He continued, "You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, 'Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it,'" he goes on in the Wall Street Journal.
What are some of the things she has said? See below:
"I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."
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Michael Jackson's ex, Debbie Rowe, the mother of Prince, 12, and Paris, 11, spoke to her former attorney Iris Finsilver, who says, "She is going to be pursuing custody of the children."
"Frankly, she won't have to fight for them," Finsilver tells PEOPLE. "She is the children's biological mother. She loves her children."
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CBS has announced 12 of the house guests for Big Brother 11 and revealed that, as rumored, the theme this season is all about high school cliques. The contestants will play in one of four groups: the popular kids, the athletes, the brainiacs, and the off-beats.
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How I Met Your Mother star Neil Patrick Harris is reportedly in talks to host the 61st Emmy Awards on September 20.
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Jamie Campbell Bower will be joining the company of such guys as Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner for the upcoming movie "New Moon". This spells more competition for the hunky Pattinson, who already has to share the abundant female adoration with Lautner; and now Bower!
Labels: Big Brother, celebrity quote, emmy awards, jamie campbell bower, megan fox, michael jackson, neil patrick harris, twilight
Saturday, April 11, 2009

Justin Timberlake and rapper Lupe Fiasco have been recruited by pop singer Kenna to climb Mount Kilimanjaro this autumn in a bid to raise money for charity.
The trio will be joined by a team of adventurers assembled by Ethiopian-born Kenna as they scale the 19,000-foot African peak as part of a fundraising and awareness effort for the worldwide water crisis. The mammoth climb will serve as a personal triumph for Kenna, who almost lost his father to the water shortage.
He tells Elle magazine, "My dad almost died as a child from waterborne diseases in Ethiopia, and he had talked to me about digging a well there, and I thought, 'I have too many friends who would be concerned with the subject of clean water. Maybe I can help out.'"
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Hugh Jackman is happy to get naked on screen.
"I'm not really worried. Probably too many skinny-dipping parties as a young man. Sometimes there can be so much effort when people put on a sock and tape it up here and there. I know they can't have my willy in shot so I just figure, what the hell?"
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Miley Cyrus admits her boyfriend found it "hard" to watch her kiss another guy.
The actress, 16 - who locks lips with costar Lucas Till in Hannah Montana: The Movie - says underwear model Justin Gaston, 20, struggled to watch the steamy scenes.
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Actor Skylar DeLeon has been sentenced to death for murdering Arizona couple Tom and Jackie Hawks.
The former child star and Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers regular has been convicted of chaining the couple to the anchor of the luxury yacht they were trying to sell him and throwing them overboard in 2004. Their bodies have never been found.
Deleon then claimed the boat as his own.
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Nicole Kidman is planning to dress up as the Easter bunny.
The Golden Compass star -- who is married to country music singer Keith Urban -- says she'll be sporting rabbit ears and a basket full of eggs, but only for her nearest and dearest.
She dishes, "We're doing the whole Easter bunny thing over Easter.
"The whole family is getting together and we'll do the egg hunt and maybe even a sack race!"
Labels: celebrity quote, hugh jackman, Justin Timberlake, Keith Urban, lupe fiasco, Miley Cyrus, Nicole Kidman, skylar deleon
Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Kal Penn has left House to go work for the White House.
Kal, who said he's always aspired to a career in politics, asked to leave the show after working on Obama's campaign, even though he loves acting.
Approaching executive producers David Shore and Katie Jacobs, Penn expressed his desire far in advance, which allowed the writers to craft his exit in an organic way - with a sudden, inexplicable suicide!
In regards to his new job, Penn said he'll be "the associate director in the White House office of public liaison. They do outreach with the American public and with different organizations. They're basically the front door of the White House. They take out all of the red tape that falls between the general public and the White House."
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Eminem is back with a new album and just released his pop culture-driven first single and music video, "We Made You." In true Eminem style he makes fun of multiple celebrities including Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Ellen DeGeneres, Amy Winehouse, Bret Michaels, Kim Kardashian, and many others.
Great. Back to putting down everyone else to try and rise above.
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Kate Moss will provide back-up vocals for alternative-rockers the Lemonheads' new album of covers "Varshons." The album, which drops June 23, features Kate Moss singing on the track, "Dirty Robot."
Man that must mean the Lemonheads' are really struggling to get PR.
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While Kylie Minogue, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox have admitted "trying" Botox, Nicole Kidman has said: "To be honest, I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don't smoke. I take care of myself. And I'm very proud to say that."
Hmm, I love Nicole Kidman, but I'm not sure I believe her...
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Howard K. Stern and Dr. Khristine Eroshevich have arrived in a Los Angeles courtroom for their arraignments today.
Stern, along with Eroshevich and Dr. Sandeep Kapoor, were accused of three felony counts of conspiracy to furnish Anna Nicole Smith with drugs before her death. The docs also face additional charges for writing fraudulent prescriptions.
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"I would just bang my head against the metal locker at school - we had head-butting competitions to see who could buckle the metal." Hugh Jackman on his troubled high school days.
Oh good grief.
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Actress Penelope Ann Miller has given birth to a baby girl.
The Carlito's Way star, 49, and her husband James Huggins welcomed little Maria Adela Huggins on March 23rd in Los Angeles, California. And the couple is delighted with the new addition to the family - a younger sibling for their eight year old daughter Eloisa May.
Labels: celeb baby, celebrity quote, Eminem, hugh jackman, kal penn, kate moss, Nicole Kidman, penelope miller
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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Actress Natasha Richardson was hospitalized on Monday afternoon in Montreal after suffering a serious head injury, PEOPLE has confirmed.
The Tony-winning star, 45, was first brought to Centre Hospitalier Laurentien near the Mont Tremblant winter resort following a skiing accident.
Her husband, actor Liam Neeson, 56, left the set of a movie he was filming in Toronto and rushed to his wife's side.
She married Neeson in 1994, and the couple has two sons.
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"Some artists want your money so they can buy Range Rovers and diamond bracelets,but I don't care about that kind of stuff. I want your soul"
- Lady GaGa
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Less than a month after he capped a remarkable comeback with an appearance at the Oscars, Mickey Rourke spent three hours in a high security Russian prison.
The American actor, who was nominated for a Best Actor Academy Award for his turn in The Wrestler, visited the Butyrka prison in Moscow to research his latest role.
Rourke has signed up to play Russian villain Whiplash in the upcoming sequel to comic book movie Iron Man, in which he'll star alongside Robert Downey Jr.
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Two music videos that represent actor Heath Ledger's last directorial work before his death in January 2008 will be released this year.
Modest Mouse plans to release the animated video for "King Rat," a bonus track from the band's 2007 "We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank," Billboard has confirmed. The news was first reported by Spin magazine on its Web site. A video for Grace Woodroofe's cover of David Bowie's "Quicksand" is also set for release this year, along with her Ben Harper-produced debut album, the L.A. Weekly reports.
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Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin boys Monday morning, according to Us Magazine:
"They're in very good health," her rep tells Us.
"She's been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito's events in Las Vegas," a source told Us when Jameson was just shy of eight months pregnant. "She's very excited to be a mom."
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High School Musical star Zac Efron is set to shock his fans by posing with a naked woman in an arty new photospread.
The actor agreed to roll around on the dirty ground with a nude model as part of a session for the upcoming Interview magazine. In one shot, readers will be able to see the model's exposed right breast.
He says, "It was definitely different from anything I had ever done before."
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Carson Daly's publicist Heather Lylis said the 35-year-old TV personality and girlfriend Siri Pinter are the proud parents of a baby boy. Jackson James Daly was born Sunday, weighing 7 pounds, 8 ounces.
Labels: carson daly, celeb baby, celebrity quote, Heath Ledger, jenna jameson, lady gaga, liam neeson, mickey rourke, natasha richardson, zac efron
Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Mandy Moore and rocker Ryan Adams have wed in a secret Georgia ceremony - just one month after announcing their engagement.
The 24-year-old pop star-turned-actress and 34-year-old Adams exchanged vows in a small, simple ceremony in Savannah, Georgia on Tuesday.
Moore's representative told People magazine the couple married in Savannah, Ga., but offered no details about the wedding.
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The Toyota Pro/Celebrity Race, part of the 35th annual Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach, will include 20 famous faces competing to win for charity. Some of the more recognizable names participating include Adrien Brody, Luke Wilson, Keanu Reeves, Jon Hamm, Alex Trebek, and Carlos Mencia. Toyota will donate $5K in the name of each celebrity to "Racing for Kids", which helps fund the healthcare needs of children. An additional $5K will be given to the winner's charity of choice.
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Music icon Prince is set to perform on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno not once, not twice but four times!
The artist will appear on the show for three consecutive nights in March followed by a fourth night on Friday, May 29th, Leno's last night of hosting "The Tonight Show."
No. I will not be watching.
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Don't expect the Octo-Babies to be coming home this week. In a big setback for Nadya Suleman, Social workers from Kaiser Permanente hospital just inspected the octomom's new 2,500 square foot house in La Habra and they were not thrilled with what they saw.
A social worker liaison tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that Nadya's new house needs the following work before her babies come home:
*All lighting moved up onto the ceiling. No lamps or cords on the floor.
*Fireplace needs safety guards
*Stairs need to be re-built.
*Upstairs banister on stairs raised to enclose entire 2nd floor.
*Hypo-allergenic air filters installed
*Bunk beds can not be next to window in upstairs bedrooms.
*Blinds need to be cordless
*Storage cabinets installed
The social workers were very surprised and disappointed Nadya didn't show up for the inspection.
She should have showed up for the inspection, but I think some of their needs are not really needed. Blinds need to be cordless? All lighting moved to ceiling? Seems a bit extreme to me.
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ET confirms musician Chris Brown has reportedly removed his name from Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards ballot.
"Chris Brown has decided to withdraw his nominations from the Kids' Choice Awards. We agree with and respect his decision, and are looking forward to presenting a great event for our audience," Nickelodeon said in a statement.
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Star Wars creator George Lucas is casting actors for a live action TV series based on the legendary sci-fi franchise. Lucas announced plans for a small screen Star Wars spin-off back in 2005.
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ET was first on the set of Robert Downey Jr.'s action-packed re-imagining of 'Sherlock Holmes,' and they got a sneak peek!
"It's pretty badass," Robert told Thea Andrews, joking, "1891 Victorian England was a petty gnarly place -- I like that I actually got the word gnarly in a Victorian description."
Robert's version of Holmes is a whole lot more tough and sexy than you've ever seen before, but Robert says his take on the character was already there in print.
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David Boreanaz let a happy little secret slip today on "Live with Regis and Kelly."
The "Bones" star revealed that he and his wife are expecting their second child as he was relating a story about their son. While explaining "the birds and the bees" to 6-year-old son Jaden Rayne, he asked, "You're aware that mommy and daddy are having a new baby?"
Labels: celeb baby, celeb wedding, celebrity quote, chris brown, David Boreanaz, george lucas, Jay Leno, Mandy Moore, octomom, prince, Robert Downey Jr, ryan adams, star wars
Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Ashlee Simpson has confirmed that she will playing a lead character in the new version of the hit television series Melrose Place.
The actress - who was a regular on U.S. television show 7th Heaven - says that she is extremely excited to be involved in bringing back the 90s drama which will feature a fresh new take on life in the Californaia neighbourhood.
"I'm thrilled to be joining the cast of Melrose Place," Ashlee tells Us Weekly.
"I look forward to being a part of its new generation of residents."
Ashlee takes over from the original cast - Heather Locklear, Marcia Cross and Kelly Rutherford - to play newcomer Violet.
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Drew Barrymore insists she's still "close" to her ex-boyfriend Fabrizio Moretti - and has called her relationship with the Strokes drummer "the most important" in her life.
It was "one of the most, if not the most, important relationships I've had in my life," said Barrymore, who recently confirmed rumors she is in the running to direct the third Twilight film.
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Usher was "forced" to retract his comments about Chris Brown, it has been claimed.
After Brown - who was arrested last month for allegedly assaulting girlfriend Rihanna - was snapped riding a Jet Ski at P. Diddy's Miami pad, Usher lambasted the Run It singer for not showing enough remorse.
"Have a little bit of remorse, man. The man's on Jet Skis? Like, just relaxing in Miami?" Usher said in a video for Jermaine Dupri's Living the Life series.
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Oprah Winfrey has put in her two cents on the Rihanna-Chris Brown saga. "Love doesn't hurt and if a man hits you once he will hit you again," the talk show host said on her show. "I don't care what his plea is; he will hit you again."
Rock on, Oprah!
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Britney Spears has been working hard kicking off her Circus tour, so yesterday she treated herself to a little downtime by the pool.
Brit's been all about her boys and getting healthy these days thanks in part to her father who's supposedly very strict and recently fired three of her dancers suspecting them of drug use. Whatever works, we're all for it.
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Kelly Clarkson on motherhood...
"Oh, my God, I have no desire. I would not be a good mother. I mean, I love being an aunt to my niece and nephew. And I used to want to, like, adopt 10 kids - because I had friends who were adopted, and I thought that was the coolest thing, to be chosen. But again, my job is too selfish."
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Michael Jackson's series of gigs at London's O2 Arena are set to break the record for the fastest-selling tour ever.
The Thriller hitmaker, 50, announced last Thursday that he'd be playing 10 concerts beginning July 8th at the vast venue in the British capital.
And thousands of fans have already pre-registered for tickets on his website.
"It's crazy," an insider said. "Fans as far afield as Afghanistan, Africa and Australia are ready to board planes to attend.
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Jilted Bachelor-ette, Melissa Rycroft, replaced Nancy O'Dell on Dancing with the Stars after the Access Hollywood host was sidelined with a knee injury.
After her public humiliation on The Bachelor, Rycroft got the ultimate ego boost by doing a show-stopping number to Moon River after just 48 hours of prep! Plus it didn't hurt that the judges all took swipes at her former TV honey, Jason Mesnick.
Labels: ashlee simpson, Britney Spears, celebrity quote, chris brown, dancing with the stars, drew barrymore, kelly clarkson, Melissa Rycroft, michael jackson, Oprah, rihanna, usher
Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Blake Lively would be a decorator if she wasn't a successful actress.
The 21-year-old star - who plays Serena van der Woodsen in the hit TV show Gossip Girl - often doubts whether she has wasted her hidden talents at home improvement.
She says, "Whatever I do I try to do my best at it.
"There are things that I feel like I'm good at but I feel like I don't do those things often enough. Like I'm a really great decorator and a good cook, and yet I act."
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Paris Hilton is once again laughing in the face of the global economic downturn - she's reportedly having a $300,000 diamond-encrusted dashboard made for her pink Bentley.
Idiot.
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Drew Barrymore has told Jennifer Aniston to come to her senses and dump John Mayer, it's claimed.
Drew - who starred alongside Jen in He's Just Not That Into You - has reportedly told the former Friends star that she is better off without joker-boy John by her side.
A source tells the National Enquirer, "Drew told Jen she could do way better and she'd be a fool to settle for him."
Yeah, like I'd take relationship advice from single Drew, when she can't hold a marriage or a boyfriend for more than 2 months.
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High School Musical will return, but without the originals. And so that means it will be a waste of time and energy, but teeny boppers will still go pay to see it.
High School Musical will return for a fourth semester – but without the franchise's original stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.
A new movie will hit the small screen in 2010 which, according to a Disney studio statement, will feature a love triangle "set against the cross-town rivalry between the East High Wildcats and West High Knights."
Labels: blake lively, celebrity quote, drew barrymore, Gossip Girl, high school musical, jennifer aniston, Paris Hilton
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Britney Spears' "ex", Adnan Ghalib, is facing felony charges, after he tried to get away from a process server, by hitting him with his Mercedes. The paparazzo allegedly "started to drive toward the man, who, in order to avoid being pinned against a garbage truck, jumped onto the hood of Ghalib's Mercedes. Ghalib swerved and the alleged victim fell off, breaking his wrist and sustaining other injuries."
Adnan was charged with assault with a deadly weapon, battery and hit-and-run.
Prosecutors are asking bail be set at $110,000, and Adnan is looking at up to seven years in prison, if convicted on all of the charges.
What. An. Idiot.
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Cycle 12 of America's Next Top Model premieres Wednesday, March 4 at 8/7c. Are you ready? Really ready? Have you watched the interviews with the cast? What about Facebook? You're a fan of Top Model on Facebook, right? And how much do you know about the show? Play the brand new trivia game, hosted by the girls of Cycle 12.
If you think you're an expert, why not go that extra step?
Apply for Cycle 13. Whoops, easy there stretch... this year Tyra Banks and company are only looking for girls 5'7" and under. So give it a shot! If I weren't pregnant I'd apply. My brother's girlfriend, Jada, should definitely be signing up. She'd win hands down.
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Anne Hathaway insists she'll never use fake tan again - because she ended up looking "an orange zebra" the first time she used the product.
"I had a spray tan done and I wound up looking like an orange zebra," said Hathaway.
"When it came off, because I'm so pale underneath, I looked like a giraffe with leprosy.
"And I smelled like nachos and maple syrup the whole time. It was not a good idea."
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Simon Cowell insists recent comments he made about planning to have is body frozen after he dies were a joke.
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus is working hard at staying healthy and keeping fit.
"I feel like I deserve a treat when I work hard," said Louis-Dreyfus. "It's important to give yourself a little of what you really want so you don't feel like you're in food prison."
So what does the former Seinfeld star indulge in? "I have a chocolate drawer in my desk where I keep treats at all times," she says. "As long as I can have one or two pieces, I'm fine."
So is there anything she simply can't resist? "My biggest food vice is bacon," Louis-Dreyfus confesses. "In fact, I don't keep bacon in my house - that would be way too tempting."
My husband would understand this temptation, but I can tell you there is definitely bacon in our house.
Labels: Americas NexT Top Model, anne hathaway, celebrity quote, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, simon cowell
Saturday, February 21, 2009

Kate Winslet says critical acclaim means nothing if her parents don't like her work.
The British actress - who is up for a Best Actress gong for her role in The Reader at Sunday's Academy Awards - insists the opinions of her mother and father are much more important to her than those of her Hollywood peers.
She says, "My dad's an actor and he's very opinionated and has specific tastes so it's not always that they've seen a film I've been in and they have lots of things to say or are extremely moved.
The document, circulating on the internet, names Kate Winslet as best actress for her role in The Reader.
The list, which features an authentic-looking letterhead, also claims British film Slumdog Millionaire will bag the best picture and best director prizes.
Oscar organisers, however, have insisted the list is a fraud and that votes which of the nominees have won are still being counted.
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Sienna Miller isn't worried about getting older.
The Factory Girl actress, 27, says she has lost sleep over the pressure to look the part of a leading lady but has now resolved to just be herself and not comply with Tinseltown's ideal image.
She explains, "Recently I found myself thinking, 'I'm getting wrinkles and things are wobbling - I should go to the gym'. Then I was like, 'f*** it'."
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Vin Diesel says he's a "changed man" since becoming a father.
The Fast and Furious star - who welcomed daughter Hania Riley in April last year - says parenthood has turned him into unashamed big softie.
He explains, "It's changed my life and everything that falls under that umbrella.
"You can't pull me away from my house as easily as you used to, because I've got a nine-month-old thing on me and it's heaven.
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The George Lopez actress, Constance Marie and her fiance, Kent Katich, have welcomed their first child, a girl that they named Luna Marie. Somehow they were able to keep this news hush hush over the last 2 1/2 weeks! The little girl was born in Santa Monica on February 5th, and weighed 8 lbs., 13 oz. How were they able to do that? I bet half of Hollywoods actors and actresses would love to know!
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Jennifer Aniston will team up with Jack Black to present an Academy Award on Sunday, E! News reported Friday.
The former Friends actress will also be bringing beau John Mayer to the prestigious ceremony. "It's my first Oscars," the singer told Pop Sugar earlier this week. "And it's my first being an Oscar boyfriend."
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'Eclipse' to be released June 30, 2010 -- Fresh from the stunning success of "Twilight," Summit Entertainment has officially greenlit "Eclipse" as the third pic in the series with a release date of June 30, 2010.
Labels: academy awards, celeb baby, celebrity quote, constance marie, jennifer aniston, John Mayer, kate winslet, sienna miller, twilight, vin diesel
Thursday, February 19, 2009

Ben Affleck feared people would think he's "just an airhead celebrity" when he got involved with charity work in Africa.
The Man About Town actor - who has become a vocal supporter of humanitarian work in the Democratic Republic of Congo - admits he was worried the world wouldn't take him seriously when he announced his philanthropic plans, so decided to brush up on his knowledge of the region first.
He says, "I thought, well maybe I'd like to get involved, but I was nervous about it and I thought, you know, I don't want to be a dilettante."
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Chloe Jo Berman, recently appeared on hip-hop station Hop 97 to chat about green living, veganism and how to be a sexy environmentalist.
About the interview, Chloe says:
"I had all sorts of preconceived notions about how hip hop tough guys would react to my eco, green, vegan ideas - but they were all smashed in the shnozz by the most open minded and adorably funny gentlemen I've met in years."
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Wanna dress your little ones like Gwen Stefani's kids? Well now you CAN!!
The hiptastic singer is teaming up with
Handmedowns.com to auction off some of Kingston and Zuma's gently-used baby gear to raise money for a great cause!
On the site you'll have the chance to bid on things like: Kingston's Radio Flyer Wagon, Kingston's Rockin' Tee, Zuma's Snuggly Onesie and much more!
All the proceeds will benefit the Orange Wood Children's Foundation and the Children's Hospital of Orange County.
The auction ends on February 20, 2009.
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The 'Focker' family is expanding and the stars of the popular movie franchise are reportedly in talks to appear in the third sequel.
Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro and Owen Wilson are in negotiations to star in the previously announced 'Little Fockers,' according to the Hollywood Reporter. Wilson, who had small roles in the first two installments, could have an expanded role in the new film, the trade magazine reports.
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Ribbons on the red carpet are nothing new. But this one is.
Many of the celebs who will be walking the red carpet at the Oscars on Sunday will be wearing a white ribbon to show their support of same-sex marriage
Anne Hathaway will have one -- the same one she wore to the inauguration of President Obama -- as will the creators of the film Milk.
Labels: ben affleck, Ben Stiller, celebrity quote, cloe jo berman, gwen stefani, oscars, owen wilson, Robert De Niro
Saturday, February 14, 2009

Nicole Kidman and her husband Keith Urban have donated $500,000 to charity the Red Cross in an effort to help their fellow Australians left homeless by raging bush fires.
More than 180 people have been killed in the inferno, which has destroyed more than 1,000 homes.
The couple appeared via satellite link during an Australian telethon to raise money for the country's Red Cross, during which the actress said, "Our hearts go out tonight to all the families that are dealing with the loss of loved ones and having to rebuild their lives again."
Joining the A-list couple in rallying public support were Russell Crowe, Naomi Watts, Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, Rachel Griffiths, Orlando Bloom and his model-girlfriend Miranda Kerr, Ellen DeGeneres and a host of musicians like k.d. lang, politicians and sports legends, all of whom sent appeals asking for money on behalf of the Nine Network's Australia Unites telethon.
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Jade Goody is planning to marry boyfriend Jack Tweed after being told she has only months left to live.
Jade, 27, was diagnosed with cervical cancer last year. She was recently told that the disease had spread to her bowel, groin and liver. On Friday (Feb. 6), Goody underwent emergency surgery to remove a "golf-ball sized" tumor from her bowel.
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M.I.A has given birth to her first child, reports Desi Hits.
The Paper Planes singer - who performed on her due date at the Grammy Awards (Feb. 8) - welcomed a baby boy on February 12.
In a recent interview, the star, real name Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam, revealed she thought her child would be a boy: "It doesn't matter to me if it's a boy or a girl," she said. "If it's a girl she will be a tough girl, but I think I may have a boy because I have a pointy stomach."
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It looks like Mickey Rourke might be up for a new career in comedy. That, or he's actually completely sane. A photog caught up with Rourke in NYC and asked if he was going out with Courtney Love? Rourke responded: "I'd rather be on a deserted island with a gorilla."
Oh my.
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Quite possibly Hollywood's newest vegan couple, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi will be honored for their efforts to improve care for animals at the Humane Society's Genesis Awards next month.
The Wyler Award, named after the late Genesis Award founder, Gretchen Wyler, is given to celebrities or other public figures who have made the most noise in standing up for the better treatment of animals.
Looks like they've made the right choice. Where do we start?
Portia and Ellen both became vegans this year, saying no to every animal product, whether flesh or a byproduct. They both were active in getting the word out on Prop 2, the measure which passed in California to allow certain farm animals to move around freely.
They even share their lifestyle with people who are fortunate enough to be in their presence. The wedding reception menu was completely vegan. Ellen has given out vegan items quite a few times on her television show.
Labels: celeb baby, celebrity quote, ellen DeGeneres, Jane Goody, Keith Urban, MIA, mickey rourke, Nicole Kidman
Friday, February 6, 2009

Kylie Minogue's new relationship with Andres Velencoso seems to be getting serious after the pop princess met her lover's parents in Spain.
Her rendezvous with the 'in-laws' took place in the town of Tossa de Mar in Spain's Costa Brava, where model Andres, 30, grew up.
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Brad Pitt isn't surprised that people are interested in his family.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button star - who raises six children with partner Angelina Jolie - can understand why his life garners so much attention, and insists he sees it as a "compliment".
"Well, I think we are an interesting family," Pitt explains. "It's not your usual family. I'm quite interested in my family actually.
That's great Brad, good to know you're interested in your own family, ya shmuck.
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A new cast member has been revealed in the "Gossip Girl" prequel starring Kelly Rutherford.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, 'Confessions of a Shopaholic' star Krysten Ritter will play the sister of Lily van der Woodsen (Rutherford) in the "Gossip Girl" Spin-off.
After a misunderstanding with her parents, Lily will be forced to move to the San Fernando Valley to live with her sister, and she will have to adjust to a more modest lifestyle instead of the luxurious life she previously enjoyed.
Really? I don't even like the first show, why would I watch a spin off.
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Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman are set to star in a new comedy.
According to Variety, Jennifer will play a woman who wants to have a child by means of artificial insemination and Bateman will play her best friend who secretly switches his sperm with the anonymous donor's. (I think they did this on the soap opera All My Children once.)
Will Speck and Josh Gordon are set to direct the film.
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Kellogg will not be renewing their contract with Michael Phelps.
"We originally built the relationship with Michael, as well as the other Olympic athletes, to support our association with the U.S. Olympic team," a company spokeswoman says in a statement. "Michael's most recent behavior is not consistent with the image of Kellogg. His contract expires at the end of February and we have made a decision not to extend his contract."
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Gwyneth Paltrow is planning to release her own cookbook.
The Running With Scissors actress - who recently launched her own healthy living website, GOOP - has signed a deal with publishing company Janklow & Nesbit to produce a collection of family-focused recipes emphasizing the importance of togetherness at meal times.
And Paltrow will dedicate the book to her father, Bruce Paltrow, who died in 2002 following a battle with cancer.
Labels: brad pitt, celebrity quote, Gossip Girl, gwyneth paltrow, jason bateman, jennifer aniston, Kelly Rutherford, Kylie Minogue, Michael Phelps
Monday, February 2, 2009

Britney Spears And Kevin Federline To Move In Together For Sake Of Their Boys?
Britney Spears has reportedly asked ex-husband Kevin Federline to play happy families at her new L.A. home, according to an unlikely new report.
Britney Spears has said she'll cancel her upcoming Circus would tour - unless she's allowed to take her children on the road with her.
The Toxic singer, 27, kicks off the 33 date tour in New Orleans on March 3, 2009.
But she is threatening to pull plug as ex-husband Kevin Federline's lawyers continue to block an agreement allowing her to take sons.
Perhaps this is why she supposedly asked him to move back in with them?
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Simon Cowell has spoken out to deny rampant rumors that he is gay - insisting if he was, he wouldn't hide it.
"I am not gay," he told British tabloid the Daily Star. "But in this business, if you were it wouldn't matter. It is not exactly unusual to be gay in the music business or the TV business. It is 2009, after all. So if you are, you are and if you're not, you're not."
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Emma Watson says it's "unlikely" she'd ever date someone famous.
The British actress, 18 - who shot to fame playing Hermione Granger, one of three starring roles in the Harry Potter film series - insists she would rather embark on a relationship with someone from her own circle of friends.
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Chris Martin has been banned from recording with Coldplay.
The frontman - who is married to actress Gwyneth Paltrow - has revealed that he received a letter from Viva La Vida producer Brian Eno who is working on the band's new album, telling him not to come to the studio.
He told Britain's Absolute Radio, "The letter was to all of us he said that he thought the last album was OK but it could have been much better. He said that he still wanted to work with us on the next album but that I was banned from the studio!
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The founding members of Kiss are pushing 60, but they won't stop rocking. Paul Stanley tells Page Six that he, Gene Simmons and the band are headed into the studio to grind out their 42nd record for release this fall. "It's a Kiss album in the most true and classic sense - we're recording it in analog, not digital, and writing it ourselves," says Stanley.
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NBC.com, Hulu.com, and NFL.com have all the Super Bowl ads collected on each of their sites. Strangely, NFL.com and Hulu make you sit through an ad before you get to watch a Super Bowl ad. Hulu seems to have the best video player of the three, the NFL site actually has game highlights, and NBC is probably the most convenient since you don’t have to sit through a pre-ad ad.
Labels: Britney Spears, celebrity quote, chris martin, cold play, emma watson, kevin federline, kiss, simon cowell
Saturday, January 31, 2009

Guy Ritchie has agreed not to oppose ex-wife Madonna's plans to take their family to live in America.
It was revealed Friday that Madonna, 50, had been given temporary permission to remove the estranged couple's two sons - Rocco, 8, and adopted David Banda, 3 - from Britain.
The agreement is to made permanent in a fortnight, and Ritchie, 40, will not fight it for the sake of the children.
Wow. I understand doing something for the sake of your children, but I don't think I could be separated by that much distance from my kids. Maybe he'll end up moving, too.
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Miley Cyrus never has to worry about embarrassing paparazzi pictures if her dad is around - because he is always sure to see off shifty snappers.
The Hannah Montana star, 16, says her country music star father Billy Ray Cyrus loses his rag when he spots a paparazzo trying to get sneaky pictures of her.
Miley says, "He is protective of all of us, because he loves us. He particularly gets upset when paparazzi always try to get my picture.
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Britney Spears will have a private prayer area backstage at every gig when she embarks on her Circus world tour.
Although Britney is seemingly on the road to recovery, her management team are desperate to ensure the Toxic singer doesn't succumb to any of her demons of last year, so have arranged for the star to have a small area where she can gather her thoughts.
Good for her!
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'Wall-E' goes home empty handed -- "Kung Fu Panda" kicked considerable butt at the 36th annual Annie Awards on Friday night, shutting out the competition to win every feature-related category the international animation society ASIFA offers.
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Book adaptation deal reaches seven-figures -- Sony Pictures Entertainment came out on the side of the angels late Friday, winning a multiple studio bidding battle for "Angelology," a first novel by Danielle Trussoni (pictured here) that sold for high six-figures this week to Viking.
The project will be a co-production between Will Smith and James Lassiter's Overbrook and Marc Forster, the Quantum of Solace director who will produce through his Apparatus banner.
The story is described as a cross between The Da Vinci Code and National Treasure. Trussoni is definitely writing one sequel book, and possibly two.
Sounds fantastic to me!!!
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Linkin Park is teaming up with Social Vibe and Music for Relief to offer YOU a chance to meet the band. About the partnership, David "Phoenix" Farrell said:
"We're helping to ensure that they're better prepared to deal with future hurricanes and floods. In addition to collecting funds, we're using a site called SocialVibe for the first time to earn money for the food and clean drinking water that the people of Haiti so desperately need."
Here's how it works: simply add
socialvibe.com/musicforrelief to your webpage (myspace, facebook, etc.) and you will help contribute by earning donations for the charity. Whoever adds the most friends by April 24th wins a trip to hang out with the band in the studio. Pretty easy, right?
The goal is to raise $25,000 for clean water, food and reforestation in effected areas.
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Alyson Hannigan is finding that being pregnant not only gives her cravings – but makes her feel like a stoned Koala bear.
"I get tired a lot and I have pregnancy brain, which I never realized was a thing but it is," the expectant mom said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Friday. "I sort of feel like a Koala bear where I'm slightly stoned all the time and I'll say the wrong word.
Labels: alyson hannigan, Angelology, annie awards, Britney Spears, celebrity quote, guy ritchie, kung fu panda, linkin park, Madonna, Miley Cyrus, sony
Friday, January 30, 2009
Country cutie Taylor Swift has just announced that she is set to embark on her first-ever solo headlining tour of the U.S. and Canada this year.
The ambitious Fearless trek will see Taylor hit 54 cities and - smartly - ticket prices start at a very affordable $20.
Swift promises big production and spectacle.
Her friend, Kellie Pickler, will open for her on all shows.
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Carrie Underwood is a vegetarian and she is not keen on revealing that information.
"I'm a vegetarian and there are some parts of the United States where you do not announce that to the audience. And while the crowd might be kind of playing with me, sometimes if I do let that slip, I do get booed. So it's something I'm working on-keeping me vegetarianism to myself."
Who cares if they boo you? You should be proud of our choices and stand by them!
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Jennifer Aniston was reportedly offered a record-breaking $4 million from Playboy to recreate her very popular nude January 2009 GQ cover photo. Playboy reportedly approached Jen after her GQ Cover came out. The National Enquirer reports that:
"Although very pleased that her nearly 40-year-old frame can still turn heads, Jennifer politely declined Playboy's offer, reportedly telling magazine boss Hugh Hefner that GQ was art, but Playboy is SEX."
This photo is from her latest GQ covershoot.
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Dr. Phil has seen the worst ratings drop of any major syndicated talk show, down 27% from last season. Not only that, but the show has lost a third of its core demographic - women 18-49.
Conversely, Ellen DeGeneres' notably chipper show is up 11%.
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Images of Nicole Kidman, Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett and Geoffrey Rush have been reduced to the size of a thumbnail in a range of new stamps.
The quartet - famous for show stopping silver screen performances in films such as Gladiator, Moulin Rouge and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - have been honoured in a new stamp collection in their native Australia.
Labels: carrie underwood, Cate Blanchett, celebrity quote, dr phill, ellen DeGeneres, Geoffrey Rush, jennifer aniston, Nicole Kidman, Russell Crowe, taylor swift
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Jennifer Aniston got to be a hero in LA on Sunday when she was out driving and spotted a dog wandering around alone. After catching up with the runaway, she kept an eye on the pooch until its grateful owner showed up. While Jennifer had a scare when her own pup Norman escaped from the house last week, this time it was her turn to help out a fellow animal lover.
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"We average two a year, so I guess we're overdue." Brad Pitt jokes about adopting more kids to add to his growing family.
I am liking him less and less these days.
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Director Stephen Sommers has denied asking Sienna Miller to wear a cleavage enhancing costume for upcoming movie G.I. Joe - after the British actress was reportedly "mildly offended" by the request.
Who cares if he asked her to wear one, she's an actress, costumes are part of the job regardless of what they play up or tone down.
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About Lindsay Lohan being super skinny.
A rep says, "Lindsay is aware that she's lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals."
Um. If they had to divulge she hate too full meals then I would say there is a problem here.
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'Veggie Love':
PETA's Banned Super Bowl Ad but well-meaning lettuce group PETA doesn't even make ads to actually run on TV; they make ads to be rejected by TV networks, which gets them lots of sweet free publicity.
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Supernatural executive producer and frequent director Kim Manners died last night after a battle with cancer. Creator and executive producer Eric Kripke had this to say:
"Everyone at Supernatural is walking around in a daze, shocked and absolutely devastated. Kim was a brilliant director; more than that, he was a mentor and friend. He was one of the patriarchs of the family, and we miss him desperately. He gave so much to Supernatural, and everything we do on the show, now and forever, is in memory of him."
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Daniel Radcliffe "doesn't see the use" of the British monarchy - because they are the epitome of all that is "wrong" with the U.K.
The Harry Potter star, 20, insists he's "very" proud to be English - but believes the royals should not be put on a pedestal.
Labels: brad pitt, celebrity quote, daniel radcliffe, jennifer aniston, kim manners, PETA, sienna miller
Monday, January 26, 2009
Robert Downey Jr. has revealed that he loves to Google himself.
"I love all that shit personally. Sorry. I love just it. Because it's a hoot. Some people overstate their support, like they know you," RDJ said. "Other people are busy doing something else and just want to go on this chat site and say some despicable character assassination, which I honestly think they kind of nailed it. I do have that shortcoming. It's really fun."
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Kanye West is upset hackers are damaging his image. West's latest blog entry claims, "Somebody has been hacking into my MySpace, and somebody's actually hacked into my personal G-mail account."
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SAG winners
Cast in a Motion Picture: Slumdog Millionaire
Male Actor in a Leading Role: Sean Penn, Milk
Female Actor in a Leading Role: Meryl Streep, Doubt
Male Actor in a Supporting Role: Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries: Paul Giamatti, John Adams
Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries: Laura Linney, John Adams
Lifetime Achievement Award: James Earl Jones
Ensemble in a Drama Series: Mad Men
Female Actor in a Drama Series: Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters
Male Actor in a Drama Series: Hugh Laurie, House
Female Actor in a Supporting Role: Kate Winslet, The Reader
Ensemble in a Comedy Series: 30 Rock
Male Actor in a Comedy Series: Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Female Actor in a Comedy Series: Tina Fey, 30 Rock
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In a new interview, the all-grown-up Dakota Fanning confirms that she is indeed in talks to play Jane, the deadly Italian vampire in the Twilight sequel, New Moon, as we had previously reported.
Says Fanning, "I really hope that works out. I think it's too soon to tell right now, but it'd be really fun. I'm a huge fan."
Labels: celebrity quote, dakota fanning, kanye west, Robert Downey Jr, sag awards, twilight
Friday, January 23, 2009
Twilight actor, Taylor Lautner, has been packing on the pounds to get in character for his role in the upcoming sequel, New Moon, due to begin shooting soon. Apart from scoffing down the calories, the teen has been hitting the gym for at least two hours every day.
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Kelly Osborne, 24, has checked in to a treatment facility just outside Los Angeles, but no further details have been released.
Her mother Sharon confirmed: "Yeah, Kelly's in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we're proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she's getting it."
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Actor Patrick Swayze is set to pen a tell-all book about his battle with pancreatic cancer - he's reportedly agreed to write a memoir with wife Lisa.
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"Dogs cannot use condoms, but... they can be fixed painlessly, quickly and permanently. It is well established that killing stray dogs is not a permanent solution to controlling their populations...mass sterilization of stray animals is the most viable solution to nuisance and health concerns in addition to being more humane."
- Pamela Anderson speaking out after Mumbai's high court recommended that stray dogs be killed, saying they are a nuisance to the public.
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Leonardo DiCaprio's environmental passions have been receiving a bit more press lately; especially in light of a new partnership with watchmaker TAG Heuer to benefit green initiatives. He recently commented on the political changes in the United States and what they mean for the environment saying, "I was in Rome when Obama won the election. He represents a whole new era. Obama gets it that green technology and the economy go hand in hand, that we can build an industry that will create new jobs and economic growth and make us less reliant on foreign oil."
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Morrissey has a way with words when it comes to expressing his opinions. When asked recently by Maxim Magazine, 'Who in your life would you most liked to "kick in the eye"?', he replied, "That meat-fed horror Jamie "Orrible" Oliver. If he's a master chef, then I'm Miss Brazil 1970."
Labels: celebrity quote, kelly osborne, Leonardo DiCaprio, morrissey, Pamela Anderson, Patrick Swayze, taylor lautner
Thursday, September 4, 2008

Actress, mother, greeniac...designer?
Julia Roberts has signed up to help raise money for the Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria by designing a T-shirt for Giorgio Armani's (RED) label.
The Global Fund was started by Bono and Bobby Shriver in 2006 and has already received over $110 million from RED-brand apparel and events.
Julia's design simply has the words, "revolution. evolution. devotion" arched over a tree of life that Roberts' herself created.
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Pop star Pink would rather adopt a child than give birth - because there are too many people in the world already.
The singer, real name Alecia Moore, and first-husband Carey Hart split in February. The Trouble hit-maker insists she hasn't given up hope of having a family - but would rather "rescue" a child through adoption than have one of her own.
She tells Star Magazine: "I don't know if I need to have my own (children). I rescue dogs, so I would probably rescue kids. I feel like with global warming and all, why produce more? Foster parent. Adoption."
Hmm, well as long she she thinks rescuing a dog is comparable to adopting a child than I say, "KEEP HER AWAY FROM THE CHILDREN!"
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Saturday Night Live alum David Spade, 45, is now on diaper duty! Jillian Grace, 22, delivered a baby girl in Missouri on August 26, the actor's rep confirmed to Usmagazine.com today. Her name has not yet been released.
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Well, that was fast! Desperate Housewives vixen Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton "amicably ended their engagement" only a week ago, after spending eight years of their life together.
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'In East Hampton, I'm a nudist and I eat meat," Baldwin - a vegetarian - had said before my visit, expanding on the idea that he lived a quite different life on Long Island than he did in New York. "I shoot deer with a bow and arrow. I smoke the deer meat and eat it every morning with my eggs and toast. I am a homosexual. I listen to rock music, loud." We had met at his house. Baldwin was wearing sandals; his shirt was untucked. There was nobody else at home.
- Actor Alec Baldwin in a hilarious and honest interview with The New Yorker titled "Why Me?"
Labels: alec baldwin, celeb baby, celebrity quote, julia roberts, Nicolette Sheridan, pink
Friday, June 20, 2008

Brad Pitt and Edward Norton met up in Italy to see Radiohead perform from their V.I.P. section. Wearing a straw fedora and sporting a mustache and goatee, Pitt left his Chateau Mirival home in the south of France - where he's awaiting the impending arrival of his twins with Angelina Jolie.
Norton has told interviewers in the past that he and Pitt share a passion for Radiohead's early work.
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Our celebrity quote for today will be from Ringo Starr.
"Let's make my birthday, July the 7th at noon, Peace and Love Day. Everybody go, 'Peace and love.' In the office, on the bus, wherever. It's still peace and love for me, I'm a product of the 60s and it was a very influential period in my life, and you know, my head was turned around a bit, my eyes were opened as it were. In fact, I even have it on my arm, 'Peace and love'. I see nothing wrong with peace and love."
My challenge to you, how many more times can we fit the words "peace and love" into his statement?
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Actress Julie Benz loved working with Sylvester Stallone on the latest Rambo movie - because he was an unexpected fountain of knowledge. hehehe. Let us compare their IQ scores please, anyone out there have that information?
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Keira Knightley didn't hesitate when she was asked to bare her breasts in new movie The Edge Of Love - because she believes sex scenes are more believable when performed by naked actors.
Ok. Well. Since she is a mere waife of a woman I wouldn't really say she is showing any breasts at all, they just happen to be ever so slight mounds pushed out by her very visible ribs.
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Jamie Lynn gave birth yesterday.
The 17-year-old sister of pop star Britney gave birth to Maddie Briann, her first child with Casey Aldridge, at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi on Thursday.
Labels: brad pitt, celeb baby, celebrity quote, edward norton, Jamie Spears, julie benz, Keira Knightley, ringo starr, sylvester stallone
Thursday, April 3, 2008

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren picked out a name for their unborn child. The rumor is they will be naming their child "Honor." This is an interesting name, but I kind of like it. What do you think?
In other news, Nicole Richie is busy busy busy while her love is off touring. She's also working on both her jewelry line and now an upcoming line of maternity clothes, which is expecting to debut later this year. I think that is awesome, because I know good maternity clothes are few and far between.
Of course we need to have a celebrity quote, because this is just too absurd not to share.
"My first poem was published in The St. James Grammar School gazette. It was a poem about snow. I've never told anyone that I plagiarized that poem. It was really written by Penny Eastman. After 45 years of keeping that secret, I am relieved to finally get it off my chest." Katie Couric, Child Plagiarist.
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As for JayZ and Beyonce, the two are planned to wed in New York on April 4th.
Labels: celeb baby, celebrity quote, Jessica Alba, katie couric, Nicole Richie
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Matthew Fox, formerly a good boy from "Party of Five" now plays a huge role as doctor on the hit show "Lost" which I do not watch.
Anywho he was recently quoted as saying:
"I break the law all the time! I've done plenty of illegal narcotics, but I think everyone knowingly breaks the law pretty often, don't they? I can't imagine living my life abiding by the law completely. That'd be tough to do.
- Lost star Matthew Fox on being a naughty boy
What. An. Idiot.
In other news I just want you all to know it bothers me that Katherine Heigl smokes. I know she only plays a doctor on TV but she is so huge in the public eye right now. I'm sick of starlets doing things that aren't good for their body or image and not giving a hoot about it.
And did you know Hugh Hefner, the Playboy founder would like, in addition to Lindsay Lohan, the Olsen twins to do a nude pictorial for the magazine because, according to an anonymous source, "Hugh thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy." Bleck. I do think they have great fashion sense but they'll always be Michelle from Full House to me. And spreading their legs for Hefner will only make me vomit.
Labels: celebrity quote, matthew fox
Saturday, January 5, 2008

For those of you who are home during the day to watch All My Children or you are such a fan that you tape it, you are probably thrilled that Rebecca Budig will be back in as Greenlee in a week or so.
Rebecca Budig left the show two years ago and moved to LA, but she is now back in New York and back on AMC. Woohoo! Rebecca married "Bachelor" Bob Guiney in 2005 and moved out to LA to be with him. The couple are still happily married and happy about this opportunity.
In other news of course is the next downhill spiral of Britney Spears. I have a soft spot for her and so I'm not happy about the media being so horrible. The girl is clearly distraught and depressed. The last thing she needs is everyone hating her based on all the negativity she receives from the press. No one ever says anything when her life is calm and happy, but as soon as something bad happens it is all you hear about. It is no wonder she is now in a hospital under suicide watch. Every time I see a picture of her she looks like a wreck, crying and lost. Then you see photos of Kevin Federline and he is smiling. I really believe he instigates it all and makes her look more out of control than she is.
Big whig quote of the moment:"Bill (Clinton) is every bit as black as Barack. He's probably gone with more black women than Barack," the former UN ambassador quipped on a live TV interview - immediately adding, "I'm clowning."
Labels: Britney Spears, celebrity quote, rebecca budig
Thursday, December 13, 2007

Joan rivers wins the celebrity quote of the decade as far as I am concerned. Talk about not thinking before you speak.
"That's the best balancing act I've seen since Heather Mills got her new leg" - Joan Rivers after watching a high-wire show at Liverpool Empire Theatre in London.
During her Glasgow appearance in March, Dame Joan had to interrupt her show for a brief respite ("I puked!", we think she said on her return) and just carried on with her profane set.
Known for her crude stand-up routine said in one rant: "It's been a s****y day and everyone is stealing my jokes." This was in front of the Queen of England at the 79th Royal Variety Performance.
And why don't we throw in some dialogue between Joan and her daughter while we're at it, this is from their live blogging session during The Emmy's.
Joan: "Vanessa Williams looks like she ran into a leaf blower."
Melissa: "Her dress is freshly plucked."
Lol. Is it me or does she just get better with age. =o)
Labels: celebrity quote, joan rivers