(And Why I’m Losing My Mind Over Goonies 2)
If you grew up in the ’80s, had access to a VHS player, or just have impeccable taste in adventure movies, then you already know that The Goonies (1985) is one of the greatest films of all time. And if you don’t know, well… what are you even doing with your life?
As a certified Goonies superfan—yes, I’ve watched it at least 72 times, and yes, I’ve forced my kids to sit through it (you’re welcome, future generation)—this movie isn’t just entertainment; it’s a way of life. I quote it randomly. I bust out “Hey you guys!” like a socially acceptable icebreaker. The Truffle Shuffle is non-negotiable. And don’t even get me started on Data—arguably the greatest nerd character of all time. Meanwhile, Mikey, my overzealous inhaler-puffing hero, is forever in my heart. Someone get that kid a paper bag before he hyperventilate.
Every single time The Goonies pops up on TV, I get that rush of nostalgia. The treasure map, the booby traps (that’s booby, not boogey), the Fratellis, One-Eyed Willy’s ship—it’s cinematic gold. And let’s not forget the most important lesson this movie taught us: Goonies never say die.
But Wait… There’s More—Goonies 2 Is Happening!
I’ve been hearing rumors about a Goonies sequel for what feels like decades. Every few years, someone teases a follow-up, and I get my hopes up—only to have them dashed faster than Chunk’s milkshake when he smashes it against the window. But this time? It’s real.
According to recent reports, Goonies 2 is officially in development. Sean Astin (Mikey himself!) and Corey Feldman (Mouth) have been vocal for years about wanting a sequel, and now it looks like the dream is finally coming true. While details are still under wraps, here’s what we know so far:
Who’s In?
Right now, original cast members like Sean Astin, Corey Feldman, and Ke Huy Quan (Data, the legend) have expressed interest in returning. Given Ke Huy Quan’s recent Everything Everywhere All at Once Oscar win, now is the perfect time for him to reclaim his spot as Data—the ultimate gadget-master.
Josh Brolin (yes, our beloved Brand is now Thanos) has also hinted at being on board. I mean, if he can play a Marvel supervillain, surely he can throw on a headband and relive his Goonies days. And let’s not forget Martha Plimpton (Stef) and Kerri Green (Andy), who’d be amazing to see again.
Oh, and please, for the love of all things nostalgic, bring back Sloth. I don’t care how—CGI, flashbacks, a long-lost twin—just make it happen.
What’s the Plot?
The storyline is still a mystery, but the big question is: Will it be about the original Goonies, or their kids? Given Hollywood’s love of legacy sequels (Ghostbusters: Afterlife, Top Gun: Maverick), it wouldn’t be surprising if the next generation is at the center of the adventure, with the OG Goonies stepping in as wise (but still slightly ridiculous) mentors.
One thing is for sure—if there’s no treasure map, no booby traps, and no over-the-top villains, I will personally stage a protest outside Warner Bros.
When’s It Coming Out?
There’s no official release date yet, but the project is actively in development. And considering how long we’ve waited, I’d rather they take their time and get it right. If that means waiting a couple more years to make sure Goonies 2 does justice to the original, so be it.
Why This Sequel Matters
Look, some movies don’t need a sequel. (Cough certain unnecessary remakes cough.) But The Goonies? It’s different. It’s not just a movie—it’s an entire generation’s childhood wrapped up in pirate treasure, friendship, and adventure.
If Goonies 2 can capture even half of the magic of the original, I’ll be first in line—Truffle Shuffling my way to the theater.
So until we get more details, I’ll be here… rewatching The Goonies for the 73rd time.
What About You?
Are you hyped for Goonies 2? Who do you want to see return? Drop your thoughts in the comments—Goonies fans, let’s unite!
And remember: GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!
