No matter how bad of a headache I have or how long a week has been there is always on show which can turn my entire mood around and get me laughing so hard my side hurts!
“Will & Grace”
Yes, it’s true, I love that wacky gay/straight Will and Grace crazy duo. And Jack and Karen are hilarious as well. The four characters all work so well together as a team on this show and compliment each other. Even during their live tapings the show is incredibly hilarious. I think Will and Grace are like Lucy and Ricardo.
But anyway, I have been watching season one episodes tonight.
And here are the top chuckler lines…
Will: Jack, now that you’re moving in, can I make one small request?
Jack: What’s that?
Will: Change everything about your personality.
Jack: Ha ha! I get it. Comedy…
Will: Sweetie, remember in college, we saw that French film about a man and a woman that were perfect for one another, but they kept missing each other, and in the last scene, they meet on a plane, because that’s the way it was destined to be, remember? And you said, “That’s going to be me.” Gracie, you’re just in the middle of your movie. Danny was a plot point, a nice, decent, postcoital-high-5-ing plot point. There’s still time, you know. Go get some Raisinets.
Will Truman: Love the outfit. Very Audrey Hepburn.
Grace: Great, so what you’re saying is that I have the neck of a swan and the chest of a twelve-year-old boy.
Will: Hey, way to snatch an insult out of the jaws of a compliment.
Grace: It’s a gift.
[Grace has lost the urge to date. Karen makes her pick a number at random from her Rolodex, and then tries to get her to call the person, and ask them out on a date. Grace can’t do it so Karen does it for her.]
Karen: Oh, hello. Zander Freeman, please. Yes, hello, Zander. I have Grace Adler calling. Oh, oh, yes, she’s just as beautiful as ever. [laughs] Oh! Oh, that’s very sweet! Goodbye!
[Grace motions excitedly to have Karen give her the phone. Grace is shocked when Karen hangs up.]
Karen: [tears up the Rolodex card] He’s gotten fat.
Grace: What?! What?! What did you just do?
Karen: Honey, he had the ho, ho, ho, chortle, which basically says, “I’m a fatty now.”
